Lunatics Gifts

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

Guru.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Moon Souvenirs

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Avoid sitting."

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"Here it comes!"

Sauce close to the PM.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'