Lunaphile Gifts

'Well yes, I think it does matter whether the moon is the wrong way round!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'