Logistic Lunatic Gifts

'Typical!'

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Supply Chain

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Transporting Live Cargo

"Sudoku for Dummies"

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

That side up.

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.