Lampooner Of Logistics Gifts

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Supply Chain

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

Ice Cream.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Transporting Live Cargo

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

That side up.

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

Intermodal transport.

"....Sir, it's not out problem if you live at the wrong address!"

Put yourself in the right places at the right times more often

Hotel Stay

"Gifts? No gifts this year. The Reindeer are half-starved because there is no more food due to the collapsed supply chains and the shortage of truck drivers and the elves are in corona quarantine."

"Now I just need to get an HGV Licence."