Logistics Humor Fan Gifts

Peter Pan held in pattern over Never-Never Land, then rerouted to Dallas-Ft. Worth.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Supply Chain

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Slow, Men at Work.

'Stealth broom.'

The Problem with the TSA

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

Transporting Live Cargo

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

That side up.

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'