Supply Chain Comedy Fan Gifts

'What do you mean you forgot to add toilet paper to this month's supply order?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Satis Factory Tour

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The various stages of pandemic paper towel usage.

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

Vulture sitting on company profits graph.

'We're out of peanut butter.'

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

"Inflation doesn’t seem so bad to me."

"Due to supply-chain issues, two of your three wishes are currently unavailable."

"Good news, the migration has started: The wildebeests are coming!"

Musical Frog

Forklift truck

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'

Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .

"You're not thinking of cutting out the middle man are you."