Supply Chain Comedy Fan Pillows

'What do you mean you forgot to add toilet paper to this month's supply order?'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Satis Factory Tour

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

Shop signs.

The various stages of pandemic paper towel usage.

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

Man about to plug in 'Manufacturing' and 'Distribution' together

Vulture sitting on company profits graph.

"What do you want to mention first, the senior defections, the profits warning or the aborted takeover talks?"

'We're out of peanut butter.'

"Good news, the migration has started: The wildebeests are coming!"

I need your help to hide a lot of money I just, um, came into. I'm sorry

Forklift truck

I read an article online that said the holiday season is the most stressful time of year. I constantly worry about Santa's cyber security. Nobody's gonna get any presents if the naughty/nice database is breached. I'm very concerned that uncertainty about trade and tariff rules could be impacting Santa's supply chain! And with a tight labor market, the elves might be opting to leave the North Pole for better paying jobs in warmer climates! I preferred it when the only thing they worried abou

"Due to supply-chain issues, two of your three wishes are currently unavailable."

'The company bought a machine to replace 20 of us, but it's too large to fit in the shop!'

"Inflation doesn’t seem so bad to me."

Musical Frog

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'