Economic Comedy Fan Pillows

I need your help to hide a lot of money I just, um, came into. I'm sorry

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Leprechaun finds EU bail out at the end of a rainbow.

Sign - 'Warning: Government Spending Objectives Are Larger Than They Actually Appear.'

'I don't trust the government... what if we ask Oprah to bail us out instead?'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

'How do you like the new incentive scheme?'

Our profits have been outsourced.

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"It's even worse than I thought!"

Teddy's teacher wants to see us. She says he made disturbing comments in class. Odd. It's not like him. Tree's Trees. I don't know how to break this to you, but

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

'He'd be handsome even without the big bonus, stock options and obscene salary!'

'Our shares are so low, they're all ended up in the Isles of Wight.'

'He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown.'

Sales

"I run an unintentionally nonprofit organization."

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