Economic Comedy Fans Pillows

The end is near.

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"While we're on the subject of earnings, does anyone have a clever metaphor using the word, 'toilet'?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Trickledown economics

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Office of economic forecasting.

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'We buy and sell them.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes