Economic Comedy Fans Mugs

The end is near.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Trickledown economics

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Office of economic forecasting.

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'We buy and sell them.'

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Government Handouts.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."