Economic Humor Fan Pillows

'Escape? Are you serious. In this economy?'

Vulture sitting on company profits graph.

"Inflation doesn’t seem so bad to me."

'It's from America - They want to borrow money.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'A recent surge in sales for Red Hot Polish Smokies indicates the highest level of consumer confidence since lunch yesterday.'

Ice cube selling penguin out of business.

'We're leaving now...turns out we're not familiar with your idea of...'a job!''

'Do you remember when we used to do the bump?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

Loan Alley

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Jumping Wall Street.

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Trickledown economics

In case of falling markets break glass.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Office of economic forecasting.

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Federal Guidelines