Supply Chain Satirist Pillows

'I'm afraid this is all we have for the time being. We've run out of Haloes.'

"Do I know where the canned artichokes are? Most likely on some stalled container ship a thousand miles away."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Made in China

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'The recession is over, again.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Pirates at the mall.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Wait a minute....!

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Money god

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Investments.

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Euro Bait

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"