Ironic Logistician Gifts

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Supply Chain

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"I had half a date last weekend."

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

House of Wishful Thinking

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

'Intermodal' cargo train carrige hurtling through space

Transporting Live Cargo

That side up.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

"Whenever we talk to staff the work/life issue keeps cropping up!"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

'We thought the 'bed shortage' was bad, until the 'hospital trolley shortage' came along.'

Intermodal transport.

Put yourself in the right places at the right times more often

"Gifts? No gifts this year. The Reindeer are half-starved because there is no more food due to the collapsed supply chains and the shortage of truck drivers and the elves are in corona quarantine."

"....Sir, it's not out problem if you live at the wrong address!"

Hotel Stay

"Now I just need to get an HGV Licence."