Modern Logistics Buff Gifts

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Attention: Speed Troughs

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

You Shouldn't Have

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

A Cumulonim-bus

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Alien Ride Shares

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'