Medical Logistics Enthusiast Gifts

'We thought the 'bed shortage' was bad, until the 'hospital trolley shortage' came along.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Patient

Transporting Live Cargo

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

That side up.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

"Patients keep asking for meds, but I can't keep up with the drug commercials."

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

"I love these new regional distribution centers."

It's good to expand successful schools, but isn't there a danger of over-extending the catchment area.

Intermodal transport.