Childcare Logistics Enthusiast Gifts

"When I was your age, our nannies had to carry backpacks."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Children's Nursery

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Working from Home

Happy Tots Day Care.

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Nanny with children on leash

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Beware of teething baby.