Childcare Logistics Enthusiast Prints

"When I was your age, our nannies had to carry backpacks."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Children's Nursery

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Working from Home

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Nanny with children on leash

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'