Childcare Fun Enthusiast Prints

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I'm bored."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Children's Nursery

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Yoyos

A Boy and His Mother

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Child with doll in the sea

Little boys

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Sticking out tongue

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'