Kid Care Enthusiast Prints

'Treating 'Owies' for over 25 years.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

"He talks the talk."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Children's Nursery

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'