Quirky Childcare Strategist Gifts

"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Children's Nursery

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

Working from Home

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

Nanny with children on leash

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"So...what are you in for?"