Childcare Strategist Gifts

We were so busy debating childcare options we didn't find the time to have a baby.

Beware of teething baby.

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Grounded

A Tit for Tat.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Mars Poppins

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"