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We were so busy debating childcare options we didn't find the time to have a baby.

Beware of teething baby.

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

A Tit for Tat.

Grounded

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."