Child-rearing Strategist T-Shirts

Treat the child-rearing strategist to a t-shirt that speaks their language—funny, clever, and comfortable. Ideal for making a statement or just adding some humor to their wardrobe.

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"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children." mockup

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children." mockup

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children." mockup

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children." mockup

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

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"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?" mockup

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?" mockup

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?" mockup

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?" mockup

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

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"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think." mockup

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think." mockup

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think." mockup

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think." mockup

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

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Grounded mockup

Grounded mockup

Grounded mockup

Grounded mockup

Grounded

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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up' mockup

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up' mockup

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up' mockup

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up' mockup

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

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'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

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'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

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I rule by fear.

I rule by fear. mockup

I rule by fear. mockup

I rule by fear. mockup

I rule by fear. mockup

I rule by fear.

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'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.' mockup

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.' mockup

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.' mockup

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.' mockup

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

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"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too." mockup

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too." mockup

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too." mockup

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too." mockup

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

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'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!' mockup

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!' mockup

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!' mockup

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!' mockup

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

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"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy." mockup

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy." mockup

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy." mockup

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy." mockup

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

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'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.' mockup

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.' mockup

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.' mockup

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.' mockup

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

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Beware of teething baby.

Beware of teething baby. mockup

Beware of teething baby. mockup

Beware of teething baby. mockup

Beware of teething baby. mockup

Beware of teething baby.

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"When can I redeploy?"

"When can I redeploy?" mockup

"When can I redeploy?" mockup

"When can I redeploy?" mockup

"When can I redeploy?" mockup

"When can I redeploy?"

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"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"I know he's little, but he uses it." mockup

"I know he's little, but he uses it." mockup

"I know he's little, but he uses it." mockup

"I know he's little, but he uses it." mockup

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

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"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times." mockup

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times." mockup

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times." mockup

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times." mockup

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

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"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..." mockup

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..." mockup

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..." mockup

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..." mockup

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

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"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh."

"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh." mockup

"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh." mockup

"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh." mockup

"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh." mockup

"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh."

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'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.' mockup

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.' mockup

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.' mockup

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.' mockup

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

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"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade." mockup

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade." mockup

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade." mockup

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade." mockup

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

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'Except...That.'

'Except...That.' mockup

'Except...That.' mockup

'Except...That.' mockup

'Except...That.' mockup

'Except...That.'

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"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35." mockup

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35." mockup

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35." mockup

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35." mockup

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

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'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

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"My dad put in a new security system."

"My dad put in a new security system." mockup

"My dad put in a new security system." mockup

"My dad put in a new security system." mockup

"My dad put in a new security system." mockup

"My dad put in a new security system."

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'When mom went to work for us, did you ask for references?'

'When mom went to work for us, did you ask for references?' mockup

'When mom went to work for us, did you ask for references?' mockup

'When mom went to work for us, did you ask for references?' mockup

'When mom went to work for us, did you ask for references?' mockup

'When mom went to work for us, did you ask for references?'

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"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled." mockup

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled." mockup

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled." mockup

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled." mockup

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

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"I've got him on vibrate."

"I've got him on vibrate." mockup

"I've got him on vibrate." mockup

"I've got him on vibrate." mockup

"I've got him on vibrate." mockup

"I've got him on vibrate."

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'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!'

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!' mockup

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!' mockup

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!' mockup

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!' mockup

'Text your father and tell him I'm not talking to him!'

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"Baldo! Pick him up!"

"Baldo! Pick him up!" mockup

"Baldo! Pick him up!" mockup

"Baldo! Pick him up!" mockup

"Baldo! Pick him up!" mockup

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

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"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react." mockup

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react." mockup

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react." mockup

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react." mockup

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

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Child-rearing Strategist T-Shirts Collection

Child-rearing Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the child-rearing strategist—bring some humor and motivation to their morning routine.

Child-rearing Strategist Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows with humorous or heartfelt messages for the child-rearing strategist—add comfort and style to their space.

Child-rearing Strategist Prints

View our curated prints celebrating parenting mastery—ideal for inspiring or amusing the child-rearing strategist in your life.