Childcare Innovator Gifts

With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'The stuka brought you.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Beware of teething baby.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'