Creative Childcare Solutions Gifts

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Time for bed, guys."

"Having nannies really changes you."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Children's Nursery

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'