School Logistics Buff Gifts

It's good to expand successful schools, but isn't there a danger of over-extending the catchment area.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

School Days

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

"Do trees poop?"

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

That side up.

"School starts in two weeks!"

'Apples don't grow on trees you know.'

Back to School Bucks.

'Yes, I received the review copy of 'Running a School is a Snap' that you sent. I found it to be a very useful book.'

'We thought the 'bed shortage' was bad, until the 'hospital trolley shortage' came along.'

'The thing I most need to improve the educational outcomes of my class are some bright students!'

"Supply chain issues have forced me to raise my price."

"Look everyone - our supply chain is back up and working!"

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."

Logistics Experts

Warehousing - Real Estate

'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'

Lugi's Removal Company

"When I was your age, our nannies had to carry backpacks."

Event Planning

"We don't have any chalk, Kevin. I ate it all."

Global Delivery has huge parcel in the back.

School Supplies and Small Loans

My mother wants to speack to you about being more attentive to the behavior of students on the bus.