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'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

Guru.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Moon Souvenirs

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Avoid sitting."

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"Here it comes!"

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

Sauce close to the PM.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"