Lunar Lunatic Pillows

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

Designated Smoking Area

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Moon Souvenirs

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Houston... You won't believe this - but the moon really IS made of cheese!!"

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Moon'

Why men stopped going to the moon.

Darkside of the moon.

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

'Oh,look Henry - a FULL moon!!'

'We all misjudged the jump too!'

Full mooning

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon