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Uri Geller's cutlery drawer. All of the spoons in the drawer a bent.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Yes, I'm reading a book on paranormal phenomena. Why do you ask?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Astral Projection

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Channelling on the Cheap

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'