Moon Phase Tracker Gifts

Planting by the Moon.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Yeah, my dad used to howl at the Moon before, but now he struggles to stay awake past sundown...'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Glimpses One Dollar

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"You have twenty eight days to live."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

A full moon

Small steps...

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

'And the gold medal goes to...'

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