Lunar Events Gifts

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Green Balloon

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Planting by the Moon.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.