Lunar Events Mugs

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

All dressed up and no place to go

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Planting by the Moon.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.