Celestial Events Gifts

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Glimpses One Dollar

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"What luck!"

Luck

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

Congregation

'Move over!'

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"How do you know how old God is?"

Christening

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Solar eclipse 2024

Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Hey! - What's this I hear about you ECLIPSING me?"

"We're engaged!"

'Tut, tut, Father Clancy, we missed you at bingo Friday...'

Shocked angel on a burst cloud.

Friday night at the highly illegal flea fights in La Paz, Bolivia.