Solar Events Gifts

"Hey! - What's this I hear about you ECLIPSING me?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'