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"Hey! - What's this I hear about you ECLIPSING me?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"