Solar Eclipse Events Gifts

Solar eclipse 2024

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is anything good on?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Prosecco

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Face Painting.

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'It looks like our time is up.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Snail Display Today

One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.

Playing Violin During Wasp Season

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Shadow

"Man's first total solar eclipse"

Luck

"I'm Chuck, Phil's roommate. I don't predict weather, but I do foresee Trump confidently staring at the eclipse bare-eyed, ignoring warnings again."

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Glastonbury - Twinned with Atlantis.

"What luck!"

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."