Animal Events Gifts

Friday night at the highly illegal flea fights in La Paz, Bolivia.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Support group for sheep.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Cat Show

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Giraffe Selfie

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.