Animal Events Mugs

Friday night at the highly illegal flea fights in La Paz, Bolivia.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Support group for sheep.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Green Balloon

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Giraffe Selfie

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.