Animal Encounters Gifts

"Whoa! What the …? Don’t sneak up on me like that!"

Alien Assumption

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Next!'

"It is my place!"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

A Visit To The Zoo

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

"We met in the Galapagos."

"Do you think I get a hole if he crawls into it?"

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

Role Reversal Horseshoe Game

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

"I've got vertigo."

'All this destruction and devastation everywhere - and you having to be armed to the teeth! What sort of terrible monster do you share your planet with?'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

There was once a man from Yuma...who told a joke to a puma...

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

"Not again!"

'Let's see...Lloyd Young...Sat on by elephant...He's in rooms 23, 24 and 25.'

'I didn't mean to trip over you so please don't go negative on me.'

"Of COURSE I run into the cute guy the day I just rolled out of bed but didn't roll in something smelly yet."

"Mister Bones?!"