Animal Encounters Gifts

"Whoa! What the …? Don’t sneak up on me like that!"

Alien Assumption

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Next!'

"It is my place!"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

We have to stop surprising each other.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

A Visit To The Zoo

"When I said take me to you leader. I meant Elon."

'No! Wait! -- You don't understand!'

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

"We met in the Galapagos."

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"Do you think I get a hole if he crawls into it?"

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

'All this destruction and devastation everywhere - and you having to be armed to the teeth! What sort of terrible monster do you share your planet with?'

Role Reversal Horseshoe Game

"I've got vertigo."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

'Let's see...Lloyd Young...Sat on by elephant...He's in rooms 23, 24 and 25.'

There was once a man from Yuma...who told a joke to a puma...

'I didn't mean to trip over you so please don't go negative on me.'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

"Not again!"

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

"Mister Bones?!"