Animal Day Gifts

Support group for sheep.

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bad dog."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy.

"I have no thumbs."

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Cat Show

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Fill it up!"