Animal Welfare Day Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Bad dog."

Support group for sheep.

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Be kind"

Collies Without Borders

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Yes, one is a dog."

The Golfing Accident

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'