Animal Welfare Gifts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'I'm just checking this deoderant wasn't tested on anyone I know...'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."

Sausage Links Factory.

Lab Rat Rehab.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Lab smoking rats.

"Discouraging data on the antidepressant."

"Look I never make mistakes but I take orders from someone who does."

'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"

A Skinny Dog

'I don't understand: I just went for a little walk in town... How is that a crime?'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

I don't suppose you'd like a last cigarette?

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

' 'I'm helping Science with Pride'... Hey, I've never said that!'

'Sit down! If you're a veterinarian, you'll want to hear about Baron.'

"Did you feed the dog?"

Growth hormones feed to chickens

'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'

Lab Rat Rehab...

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Circus bear in cage "Hello Amnesty International? I've been imprisoned without a trial."

'There's an article in one of the recent veterinary journals...'

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

'Weird: There's been a guy with a clipboard observing you non-stop ever since they gave you that injection...'

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."