Animal Welfare Mugs

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'I'm just checking this deoderant wasn't tested on anyone I know...'

"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Lab Rat Rehab.

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Lab smoking rats.

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

A Skinny Dog

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

'I don't understand: I just went for a little walk in town... How is that a crime?'

"Discouraging data on the antidepressant."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Look I never make mistakes but I take orders from someone who does."

' 'I'm helping Science with Pride'... Hey, I've never said that!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

I don't suppose you'd like a last cigarette?

'Sit down! If you're a veterinarian, you'll want to hear about Baron.'

'Yes, we DO have a special price for breeders. Ten percent more than anybody else!"

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'So how's the broken wing coming along?'

Man eating chicken leg seeing chicken on crutches.

Beagles at smoking research laboratory. One of them is smoking a pipe.

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Circus bear in cage "Hello Amnesty International? I've been imprisoned without a trial."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'There's an article in one of the recent veterinary journals...'

'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'

"Did you feed the dog?"

Growth hormones feed to chickens

Lab Rat Rehab...