Animal Rights Awareness Day Gifts

I think we should keep YOU in there for six months!

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Bad dog."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Support group for sheep.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Happy.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"She wishes to range free!"

"I have no thumbs."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Be kind"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Collies Without Borders