Animal Rights Awareness Day Pillows

I think we should keep YOU in there for six months!

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Bad dog."

Support group for sheep.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"I have no thumbs."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Be kind"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"She wishes to range free!"

Collies Without Borders