National Pet Day Gifts

Happy.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Bitchbark Canoe

Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Support group for sheep.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Bad dog."

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."