National Pet Day T-Shirts

Happy.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Bitchbark Canoe

Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Haute Suture

"Bad dog."

Support group for sheep.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Canine Scentipede

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Fill it up!"