Pet Owner's Day Gifts

"Bad dog."

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Haute Suture

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Home Sweet Home

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Fill it up!"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Dog wearing a cone

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."