Community Pet Day Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Bad dog."

Support group for sheep.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Super Dog'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

A man and his dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy.

"I have no thumbs."

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Fill it up!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Your love gives me strength."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."