Community Pet Day Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

A man and his dog

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

Support group for sheep.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

Happy.

Collies Without Borders

"I have no thumbs."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Fill it up!"

"Your love gives me strength."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."