Lunar Cycles Gifts

"Same time next month?"

Why the moon hates the beach.

"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Planting by the Moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Stock market worries.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

Boom and Bust

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

The dark side of the moon

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'Hello, Ground Control? Yes, there is life on Jupiter, although not quite the kind we had expected.'

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

Phases of the moon.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."