Moon Landings Gifts

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Astronaut

First Contact

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Climbing to the moon...

Chinese space program.

Rocket to the Moon

Glimpses One Dollar

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Small steps...

Giant stomp.

Space Debris

Moon net.

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

Wind Warning on the moon.

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

Shadow

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"