Moon Landings Gifts

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Astronaut

First Contact

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Glimpses One Dollar

Chinese space program.

Rocket to the Moon

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Small steps...

Giant stomp.

Space Debris

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Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

"That's probably going to be there for 100,000,000 years."

Wind Warning on the moon.

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Moon net.

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

Shadow